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jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via deans-avenging-angel)

— 20 hours ago with 229624 notes

landofrunawayangels:

RAPHAEL:
Hello!
My name is Raphael
And I’m an archangel. No doubt you’ve prob’ly heard of me.

URIEL:
Hello!
My name is Uriel.
I’m in need of some assistance.
That’s where you humans come in.

RAPHAEL:
It is
Quite easy. Just say yes.
Then you’ll be my vessel. Don’t worry, I will do the rest.

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!
My name is Balthazar.
If you have an English accent
Then you’re looking good.

GABRIEL:
Hello!
They call me Gabriel!

MICHAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
I’m looking for commitment
And someone who shuts up.

URIEL:
You can’t
Force us to leave real fast.

ANAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
Just like dating? Not at all!
You’re mine if you recall.
Hello!

LUCIFER:
Hello!
My name is Lucifer!
You’re the perfect vessel for me
Dear Sam Winchester.

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Oh, Dean!

LUCIFER:
You’ll say yes to me.
You know that it will still happen to you eventually!

RAPHAEL:
Come On!

MICHAEL:
Dean!

RAPHAEL:
My name is-

BALTHAZAR:
Jesus Christ!

URIEL:
You’re not my only choice.

RACHEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
This runs in families!

LUCIFER:
Hey Sam!

ANAEL:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Hey, Dean!

ANAEL:
My name is Anael!

URIEL:
We’ll try your kids.

BALTHAZAR:
By doing this you’re going to help us
Save the world!

LUCIFER:
Say yes?

ALL:
We’ll save the world!

BALTHAZAR:
Just you and me!

ALL:
We’ll show you how!

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

MICHAEL:
You free?

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We can start on all this right now!

URIEL:
No thanks?

BALTHAZAR:
You sure?

URIEL:
Oh, well.

BALTHAZAR:
That’s fine.

URIEL:
Goodbye!

BALTHAZAR:
He has a son.

URIEL and RACHEL:
Let’s go!

ALL:
You simply won’t believe how much
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!

CASTIEL:
Hello! Would you like to be possessed by an angel?!
You can stick your hand in boiling water!

GOD:
No, No, Castiel!
That’s NOT how we do it! You’re scaring them away again!
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Angels, show him!

ANGELS:
Hello!

CASTIEL:
Hello…

ANGELS:
My name is:

CASTIEL:
Castiel?

ANGELS:
And we would like to talk to you about a vessel’s life.

RAPHAEL:
Say Yes!

URIEL:
Hello!

BALTHAZAR and GABRIEL:
There’s one!

ANAEL and ZACHARIAH:
Let’s go!

LUCIFER:
Just go say yes!

MICHAEL:
He’s free!

ZACHARIAH:
For them!

MICHAEL:
For me!

ANGELS:
You see?
You simply won’t believe
How much our Grace will change
Your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change-
-So you aren’t claimed by

ANAEL:
Hell…O!

LUCIFER:
Me!

ANGELS:
You might as well say yes
But if you say it now we can just skip all of the rest.
Save eternity
For all your family.
We can fully guarantee you that
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
The Grace of Angels!
(Angels!)
Hello!!!

Dean:
Bullshit!

(via magnetokeptthebulletinhispocket)

— 21 hours ago with 2854 notes
suzakkus:

Count down to Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus {10 Days}
His Butler, Sebastian Michaelis.

“I, your ‘chessman,’ am your ‘might,’ your ‘hands’ and ‘feet’ … you alone will decide … you yourself will choose … and for that, I shall become your ‘might.’ You said as much … ‘that day.’ I am merely a ‘butler.’ I will not cross that line. I only faithfully execute what the master orders, and answer what the master asks me. By your order … I, your ‘chessman’ … shall become your ‘sword.’ Now then … let us move into check, Master."   -Sebastian 

suzakkus:

Count down to Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus {10 Days}

His Butler, Sebastian Michaelis.

I, your ‘chessman,’ am your ‘might,’ your ‘hands’ and ‘feet’ … you alone will decide … you yourself will choose … and for that, I shall become your ‘might.’ You said as much … ‘that day.’ I am merely a ‘butler.’ I will not cross that line. I only faithfully execute what the master orders, and answer what the master asks me. By your order … I, your ‘chessman’ … shall become your ‘sword.’ Now then … let us move into check, Master."   -Sebastian 

(via phantonhives)

— 1 day ago with 490 notes
#Sebastian Michaelis  #kuroshitsuji 

g0ne-blotto:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you

(Source: kunerias-huge-dick, via locked-in-destiel)

— 1 day ago with 314941 notes

 Uta (ウタ) | ep. 3

if you’re lucky, you may see some cannibalism, and that’s always fun.

(Source: argentuums, via phantonhives)

— 1 day ago with 496 notes
#but he is just so wOOOOOOOOWWWW  #tokyo ghoul 
yukinihonto:

Artist
Transparent Eren Jaeger and genderbend counter part for your blog.

yukinihonto:

Artist

Transparent Eren Jaeger and genderbend counter part for your blog.

(via carry-on-jaeger)

— 1 day ago with 394 notes

Favorite Characters: Eren Jaeger || Shingeki No Kyojin

"If you lose, you die. If you win, you live. If you don’t fight you can’t win!"

(Source: sutclif, via phantonhives)

— 1 day ago with 3452 notes